Fernando Torres peut être une gonzesse.

FIFA demand gender test for Liverpool’s Torres

Premiership footballer Fernando Torres has been asked to take a gender test to eliminate concerns he is a woman, according to football’s governing body FIFA.
FIFA says it demanded the test three weeks ago amid fears he should not be able to play in the all male’ Premier League.
Michelle Platini, himself a suspected women, said the “extremely
complex, difficult” test results were not due for several weeks.
“It will take us a considerable amount of time to check if Mr, or
Mrs, Torres does, or does not, have the male sexual reproductive
organs.”
“This sort of test cannot be conducted quickly without medical
specialists, there are several ways to cheat the traditional ‘cup and
cough’ approach.”
Positive
Liverpool Football Club, said that they are “completely sure” that
Torres, 25, is a female but felt that she should be entitled to play in
the all male league due to her popularity with team-mates Jamie
Carragher and Steven Gerrard.
A source at Liverpool said, “Jamie and Stevie have put in hours of
hard work on the training ground with Torres and were both on the verge
of securing a much sought after date”.
“We would not have signed Torres if she hadn’t been so pretty. She’s so graceful, with her flowing locks and smooth skin.”
“Some our fan base is made up of heterosexual males, and posters of Torres adorn the walls of many those fans”